Fiscally Conservative. Socially Awkward.

$17.00$23.00

This shirt is a responsible financial decision and more comfortable than most of your social exchanges.

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For those of us who like our government and amount of social interactions to remain small.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Maybe even on some dogs.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm). If it makes you feel better, he lives in his parents’ basement with his pet gerbil.

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Color

White, Navy, Red, Pink

Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30